Blackstone: Barbarians

[T'banyin]

yes very true, what a flantastic thing, to do, but have Socrates and Plato out on the road for your barbaric self to bash!

where do you think those skeletons and zombies came from? too much Philosofizin'

[viobane]

That must mean that since this will be many years before the current BSK, the ants are really at that time nothing more than a child's ant farm that some barbarian mother said "if Thugg take care of little ants, then Thugg can have mastadon, maybe." promptly followed by the ants devouring the child and mother.

[driller]

I was thinking along the lines of:

"The time has come to cleanse my homeland!"

-driller

[Pretty Fly White Guy]

Might it be possible for me to play Chuck Norris and teach the damn barbarians how to fight like a real man?

I love Chuck.

[Caesius]

Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts!

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Pretty Fly White Guy]

already been on it

[Ensign]

Wasn't one of the voice options in Balders Gate just a series of grunts, it was perfect for axe wielding dwarves.

And I believe there is a role playing game called Caveman?, where you can only use use vowel grunts to start off with, and then as you go up levels you can add a few nouns, then a couple of verbs at really high level


Uggghhhh

Me Grap

Grap hungry